Sarah Baram

you must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. RB

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Eat Your Language, Sir

This morning I had the pleasure of sitting at a local IHOP with no other company than a wonderful waiter and one of my newest textbooks. I sat studiously taking notes, leisurely sipping at a coffee and eating my usual fruitful Danish crêpes. The textbook at my side during the breakfast has become a particularly new venture of mine, Spanish. I have always been enthralled by the language and culture but never ventured beyond the word taco language wise. And yes, I know, taco probably does not even count since I learned it at Taco Bell in the fifth grade.

Aside from my mother tongue of English, my foreign language background lies in French. As a teensy second grader, an old woman used to make the trip to the classroom I was in to speak French with us. The woman taught us the alphabet, numbers and some weather related phrases. My French studies, however, did not continue again until seventh grade where I stayed after school most days to keep my learning on going in hopes of one day being fluent in a language my family seemed to be rooted in, a handful of them anyway.

From middle school to about my junior year of high school, my French studies were quite solid. I had class every day, and stayed after school about two days a week. I traveled to Quebec for a long weekend in tow with two French teachers and about a dozen other students. We practiced our dicey language on the less than concerned natives. On that trip, I was also introduced to porn by a gothically dressed roommate and sat on. Consequently, my thumb was broken. However, none of that is even slightly relevant.

After graduating from my high school years, I took a two yearlong breather from the French language. Then, the spring before last, I decided to begin again. I continued on with my studies for two semesters, then decided against continuing for personal reasons.

My personal reasons went as follows:

-       Although I had spent years tangling myself up in the French language, it did not seem to want to tangle itself up in me.

-       I had no yearning plans to visit France or any other French speaking country, aside from Canada. And, as most know, English comes easy in Canada.

-       There is no real use for French in America. Really.

The decision was then simple: stop taking French. Fin.

Now, I am studying Spanish. Why? I want to go to Spain, and because Ernest Hemingway has convinced me rather thoroughly. Conveniently enough, Spanish is also quite usable in America. So, Spanish. Hola.

Now that you have had a thorough and somewhat exact introduction to my language studies, I can begin the true story at hand. Foreign Languages and IHOP. I know what you’re thinking: This is going to be some racist rant about the wait staff. Oh, not at all.

As I was sitting doing my homework, an elder couple sat in the booth adjacent to mine. The husband of the couple noticed my Spanish textbook and proceeded to ask why in the world I would be studying such a language. I smiled, and laughed nervously as any polite young woman would. That was not a proper answer for him, so he continued on. His next reasoning for sighting that suddenly controversial Spanish textbook was that I would need to know the language fluently in order to get a job. I replied, “Well, no.” I assumed that would be the end of it.

After another small conversation with my waiter, the husband looked to me again. He was beaming with frustration at the sight of a white American girl learning Spanish. He found it ridiculous and proof that our country is crumbling. He asked what other languages I knew. I told him French. Then, he asked if I planned on learning anything else. I smiled, and for kicks went on to say Arabic. How nice it was to see the revolted look smeared upon his face. Quick thinking can be so fantastic.

For those who sympathize with this man’s frustration with Spanish becoming a spoken language among American citizens, let this be your perspective. I attend a nationally recognized University with students from across both the United States and the world. Of the mix that we are: 39% are Hispanic, 19% are white or Non-Hispanic and 18% are black. It is more than safe to say that our country is diverse, just by the judgment of one University. But, I am sure you have noticed that. Why haven’t all of us accepted it then?

This elderly man brings forth three questions. Was he afraid of the communication that could take place between the minority and the majority? Was he racist, or just in denial? Does he believe that all those in America should only be speaking the native tongue of English? Who knows, but stepping in to that IHOP with my Spanish textbook, I was not expecting that particular confrontation.

I digress. ¿Cómo se dice ‘Just eat your food.’ en español?

A Quiet Summer

Eat, Pray, Love

Image via Wikipedia

WordPress has been rather quiet these past few weeks. After three seasons of non-stop posting, I am assuming my blogging buddies have taken a hiatus for a much needed and deserved summer vacation. I have done a bit of the same, gladly. Then, I came back to my sweet old Internet spot and lead myself to believe that there was not much to write about… News wise, because, well, that’s what I usually write about. That type of writing seems to generate an interest, which means traffic, and more comments. Sadly, nothing to write about means none of those and a bitter kiss goodbye to a slew of consistent readers.

Then my stupidity subsided and I realized I didn’t need a convenient piece of controversial news to write about to keep my readers engaged. Couldn’t I just write about myself? Wouldn’t that be good enough? I would like to think so since many of the blogs I follow are people writing only about themselves.

These last few weeks I have been spending just about every weekend lying on the beach soaking up the hot rays of the sun. The water has been chilling but not completely unbearable. This past Saturday afternoon a small crab washed up with the waves and clung to my right hand long enough to wait for the tide to come up to the beach. Then, as it when back out in to the sea, the water that is, dozens of jellyfish came to settle on the sand, shimmering and creating a diamond like presence. Needless to say, the beach scenery has been a valuable pleasure.

My reading has also been a new force within these summer months. I will admit to reading some rather fluffy books but they’re books either way. I even managed to go to a lecture on books! It was at the work of my grandma but either way, I was impressed with myself for making the plan to go. (Even though the woman seemed to just want to blow her own horn, and the power went out due to a rather immense thunderstorm by the end.)

So, what have I read? I know you must be dying to know. In June I started with Raymond Chandler’s The Long Goodbye. Then, Chelsea Handler’s comical essay collection Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea. Now for the current reading material, Eat Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert, which I will be finishing just in time for the movie. (As a matter of fact, I finished it just about twenty minutes after finishing this sentence.)

Now, my dear readers who are probably on vacation and not sitting at a computer like me, what other literary suggestions might you propose? Or not propose?

Before I end this rather short post, I will say to expect some changes soon. This theme is not very… ‘Friendly’.

The Haunting Homosexuals

Why is being a homosexual so horrific? Why is a homosexual life style considered disastrous for a man or woman’s life? Why are homosexuals detrimental to societies?

  1. God made men and women for the purpose of mating and bearing children. One then must conclude that because homosexual couples cannot bear children with out help, or a third party, that homosexuals are not part of God’s eternal plan.
  2. Homosexuals cannot mate in the same manner as a man and a woman; therefore homosexuality is against the laws of nature.
  3. Homosexuality is a demonic practice, born from lust and is an eternal punishment, causing homosexuals to be lost souls once and for all.
  4. Homosexuality is a way to cope with insecurities within one’s unhappy life.
  5. After all, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, or Eve and Eloise.

Courtesy of: Google

Oh boy. So clearly, this is a God thing cocktailed with a resistance to an alternative life style, and I could explain number two, but… For now, let’s not get too graphic.

I am not so sure why we hate on the homosexuals with such fierce force when, within the entertainment industry, we flaunt them like the newest pairs of pumps. We can love them on the television screen, but not when it comes to the law. Life is so confusing.

One thing is for sure; we certainly cannot knowingly love homosexuals in the military. Until this week, of course.

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, that was the American stance on homosexual involvement in the United States military. If you were an open homosexual, you were consequently barred from one of country’s most patriotic acts. If you knew just how to keep it hush-hush, you were in as long as you could keep it hush-hush. According to the military, homosexuals and them were “incompatible”; a relationship would result in the crumbling of the armed forces and those in it.

In 1993, new laws and regulations pertaining to homosexuality and U.S. military service came into effect reflecting a compromise in policy. This compromise, colloquially referred to as “don’t ask, don’t tell,” holds that the presence in the armed forces of persons who demonstrate a propensity or intent to engage in same-sex acts would create an unacceptable risk to the high standards of morale, good order and discipline, and unit cohesion which are the essence of military capability. Under this policy, but not the law, service members are not to be asked about nor allowed to discuss their “same-sex orientation.” The law itself does not prevent service members from being asked about their sexuality. This compromise notwithstanding, the issue has remained politically contentious.

“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell:” The Law and Military Policy on Same-Sex Behavior written by David F. Burrelli

Now, back to the original questions at hand. Are homosexuals truly that bad?

  1. Sappho – A Greek poet, born on the Island of Lesbos. The word ‘lesbian’ derives solely from her place of birth and belief that one center passion and love on not one, but both genders. Gay.
  2. Leonardo da Vinci – The renowned Renaissance Man and painter of the Mona Lisa and The Last Supper. Gay.
  3. Oscar Wilde – A fantastic author, still read within the walls of many educational institutions, originating from Dublin, Ireland. Gay.
  4. Harvey Milk – The first openly homosexual man to be elected in to office in the state of California. Gay.

The list goes on, and with each name, comes more accomplishments. The Bible must have been very misinformed, or even if God did mean to create homosexuals as a form of punishment, something must have gone horribly wrong.

This afternoon, with a 234-194 margin, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell was repealed. “This legislation will help make our Armed Forces even stronger and more inclusive by allowing gay and lesbian soldiers to serve honestly and with integrity,” President Obama said, pleased with the outcome of the repeal.

The repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell tones down the American way of being petrified by homosexuals. It is fantastic to think that someone in the government thought that including homosexuals on and off the battlefield in the military would affect the readiness and strength of the American armed forces. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. Give them the proper tools and training, they will be soldiers, regardless of what sexuality they label themselves as.

In an article written by Ellen Ratner, something wondrous was brought to my attention:

For those that say that the military is not part of the social change fabric in this country, I would like to remind them that the military has been at the forefront of change. In 1948 while segregation was still rampant, Truman integrated the armed services. Women have had increasing roles in war zones as well as flying combat missions. The military is the great leveler in our country. It is something we should be proud of and not run away from.

Good Riddance, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell written by Ellen Ratner

In the most cliché way of saying it, homosexuals are people too and should be given all of the same rights as heterosexuals living in the United States. Otherwise, aren’t we just digressing back to the older days when we segregated who drank out of the water fountains and assigned seating on the public bus? I would like to think so.

Dear Facebook, It has been a lot of Politics as of Late…But.

Yes, it has. In the past month we have talked about the horrors that be in Arizona, abortion in Oklahoma, and President Obama being tried for treason in New York. I would like to think that each article, essay, post, what ever you choose to label them as, have given pleasurable experiences to those readers that manage to stumble upon this treasure. I say treasure, because I would like to think this blog o’ mine is a diamond in the rough, is it? Today, I would like to write something just a little bit different… Stray from the norm.

Let’s talk a little bit about Facebook, and spend a little less time on it for the next few moments. It is the social website we all hate, but are secretly nursing deep affairs with. We bad mouth it to our friends, like we do that one girl from that one night who wore that heinous outfit and said those stupid things but secretly we dish with her every night before we fall asleep. Facebook is that girl.

I remember the day I created an account for Facebook fondly. My account was made when you were required to have a college e-mail, for my high school class, Facebook was a technological rite of passage. Now, just about four years later, 60% of current Facebook users are considering leaving. And, on May 31st, more than 11,000 people have committed to Quit Facebook Day. To complete the downward slope, according to Search Engine land blog, ‘how to delete my Facebook account’ has become an ever-popular search.

Dear Facebook, what happened?

One, Big, Happy Family?

It was probably somewhere along the lines of turning every interest in to a ‘like’ page, or allowing everyone in the world access to my photos, or maybe, it is the fact you have sold me and my profile out for a few shiny bucks. Ugh, thanks a lot.

I used to believe that only friends could view my profile. Then it became friends of friends could see my where abouts. Then, those in my ‘network’ or in my school. Then, it just got really confusing and I stopped keeping track and just set my profile to private. But, alas, in Facebook world private is not included in any dictionary. Facebook has taken the stance that people enjoy sharing, sharing is caring. How far is this sharing going though? Well, if you have given up on the tedious task of privacy control, pretty damn far.

In case you were unaware, Facebook is probably responsible for some of that lovely spam you receive in your e-mail inbox. It is normal for websites to share a small amount of information with advertisers, such as the advertisements most clicked from a URL. Facebook is different, in that it gives advertisers the unique profile number of its users to advertisers, allowing them to access personal information… Unless you protect it, but honestly, have you ever tried that? It is complex, and forces you to be rather bitter towards even having a profile.

On that topic of sharing is caring, here is some food for thought straight from the Facebook Privacy Policy:

“Pre-Approved Third-Party Websites and Applications.  In order to provide you with useful social experiences off of Facebook, we occasionally need to provide General Information about you to pre-approved third party websites and applications that use Platform at the time you visit them (if you are still logged in to Facebook).   Similarly, when one of your friends visits a pre-approved website or application, it will receive General Information about you so you and your friend can be connected on that website as well (if you also have an account with that website). “

Of course you can opt out of this ‘social experience’ but should you have to? Why Mark Zuckerburg, why have you done this to us faithful Facebook users?

“Six years ago, we built Facebook around a few simple ideas. People want to share and stay connected with their friends and the people around them. If we give people control over what they share, they will want to share more. If people share more, the world will become more open and connected. And a world that’s more open and connected is a better world. These are still our core principles today.”

From Facebook… Mark Zuckerberg

That explains it; you want us all to be interconnected like one big, happy, advertising supported family. I do not want that family, I would prefer to stick with the close knit group of Facebook friends I have currently. We talk, we do lunch, and they are not willing to give my name away for money just for a ‘social experience’.

Tomorrow afternoon Facebook has promised to unveil a new way of handing its privacy settings. They have “heard the feedback” of their angst filled users, demanding a well deserved change. (We have put up with your disarrayed privacy settings for long enough, you know.) Who knows what that change will be, if any. For now, it is just promised to be a simpler way of controlling your settings. How about just going back to the old Facebook? Ah, the good ol’ days.

But, I digress. As much as I am willing to complain and weep over Facebook’s fast deterioration, I still cherish my moments with it and do not see myself deactivating my account anytime soon. I just hope that they learn, and soon, that my profile is private, and that means no to third parties and just about every one else that is not on my friends list but on that 400 million users list. No Facebook, no.