Never, Ever Lie

by sb

Talk about irony. There are not moments like this, at least not often enough, where a candidate for a Government position gets themselves mixed in to such a comical sort of mess. The influxes of video clips that have been floating through the media this week and last are hysterical. They create that sort of picture you do not often see about a political candidate. You know, their bedroom practices, or those shady characters they hung around with after high school biology. That sort of thing. Then again, none other than Sarah Palin supports Christine O’Donnell… So who wouldn’t expect something a little nutty?

If you have not seen these viral video clips, well, take a gander:

Now, what have you learned?

1.     AIDS comes from sexual relations outside of marriage.

2.     Masturbation takes away the necessity of pleasing each other. Why play with someone else when you can play alone?

3.     Masturbation is adultery… Why? Because it is lustful.

And, what else?

1.     You can dabble in witchcraft.

2.     A good date can involve a satanic alter… Picnic included.

By the way, there are twenty-two episodes with clips featuring Christine O’Donnell from Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect that promise this same type of goodness.

Of course, these clips are all good and fun, as they do not reveal much about O’Donnell politically. Even O’Donnell has taken to laughing at her witchcraft related remarks. Could these clips even hurt O’Donnell’s campaign goals? Well, probably not.